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for science, john

high-functioning slasher

johnlock = pain

AU in which Sherlock is an Autobot, taking care of John and transforming into a London cab.

wow

such gay

so homo

get out, ‘wife’

ben is more important than you

let’s talk about sex, ben, baby

*licks lips* 

„ Please, John, forgive me… for all the hurt that I caused you. “„ Yes, of course I forgive you. “

„ Please, John, forgive me… for all the hurt that I caused you. “
„ Yes, of course I forgive you. “

Oh I feel overjoyedWhen you listen to my wordsI see them sinking inOh I see them crawling underneath your skin

Oh I feel overjoyed
When you listen to my words
I see them sinking in
Oh I see them crawling underneath your skin