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for science, john

high-functioning slasher

Q: "What are you drawing Hamish?" Sherlock asked his son. "The teacher wanted us to come up with new super heroes. That's you," Hamish said pointing to a man using an extra long scarf to lasso a bank robber, "and that's dad," he continued pointing to a man who was using the yarn his quickly unraveling jumper to tie up a man who was definitely an accomplice. "John and I are your invented superheroes?" Sherlock questioned. "Yes, you're called Scarf Man and Wooly Jumper!"
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:DD

johnlock = pain

AU in which Sherlock is an Autobot, taking care of John and transforming into a London cab.

wow

such gay

so homo

get out, ‘wife’

ben is more important than you

let’s talk about sex, ben, baby

*licks lips* 

„ Please, John, forgive me… for all the hurt that I caused you. “„ Yes, of course I forgive you. “

„ Please, John, forgive me… for all the hurt that I caused you. “
„ Yes, of course I forgive you. “

Oh I feel overjoyedWhen you listen to my wordsI see them sinking inOh I see them crawling underneath your skin

Oh I feel overjoyed
When you listen to my words
I see them sinking in
Oh I see them crawling underneath your skin